Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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