Having a random hookup so left but love u
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
too bad you live with your parents still
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
