Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
zippers are such a cool invention
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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