I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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