The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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