Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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