Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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