what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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