: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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