I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Randomize
