remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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