What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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