Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize