there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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