their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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