you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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