He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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