She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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