I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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