on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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