based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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