I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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