I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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