Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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