I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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