Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
my poor anus
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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