i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Do vagina's smell?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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