im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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