what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
