Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i would punch a child for taco bell
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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