Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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