i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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