so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
NoShamevember. You game?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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