So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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