He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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