My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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