he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Terrible idea I love it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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