I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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