My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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