The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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