Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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