We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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