Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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