I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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