I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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