We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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