So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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