Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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