we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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