so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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