So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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