there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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