stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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