He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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