i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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